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Thursday, 23 February 2012

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A man whose car became trapped underneath a little bit of snow was found disorientated and barely alive after a miraculous 2 HOURS.

The 44-year-old office worker from Shrewsbury had only managed to survive on a Waitrose Cheese and pickle sandwich and a Starbucks caramel macchiato that he had picked up earlier that day.

A Police spokesman said: "When we found the man, he was in a terrible state. He was only able to speak in broken sentences. He did manage to tell us that he had been unable to check his facebook account in over an hour."

The man has stunned medical experts, who are at a loss to explain how he would have managed to survive his ordeal.

Amhed Hussain, a doctor at the Royal Shrewsbury Hospital said "The english are such inherently miserable, cynical people. It's amazing he managed to last as long as he did."

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