Rupert Murdoch, who believes he is God has decided to rewrite the Bible by allowing The Sun to appear on the seventh day. Once upon a time he preferred the "News of the world", but that was too naughty and not suitable any more for Sunday audiences after "tap dancing on celebs and politicians heads", so it got banned.
Now Murdoch has decided to extend The Sun and it will now shine in the homes of millions of worshippers every Sunday and it's to be called, guess what? The Sunday Sun!
All of the usual thrills and spills will be included; naughty stories about naughty celebs, naughty stories about naughty footy players, and plenty of naked boobs for Dad to ponder over whilst having his sunday Breakfast while mum watches a repeat of Eastenders and the kids play killer computer games or text their friends, in other words, Sunday bliss for the whole family.
It seems that Murdoch is God after all because he certainly has more power over his flock than the other one has and he even resides high in the SKY, has The Sun under his control and is now offering his sermons on Sunday. (Let's hope nobody taps his phone, could be interesting listening to him converse with his best mate, Satan!)