The FBI in the United States has asked the MI5 to assist them in establishing that Charlie Chaplin was a Communist. Despite pointing out that the 'The Great Dictator' showed Charlie was keen on the fascists, the MI5 could only discover that Charlie was not born and that he must therefore be an act of God.
Bible thumping backwoodsmen in America, leaving their wood cutting exploits for a moment, have described comparing Charlie Chaplin to an Act of God was an attack on American values. They are trying to get President Obama to stop any reference to Chaplin on the American media.
'Any weakness on this matter will incur the wrath of God' warned Joe Delaware,President of the newly formed 'Keep Charlie Out!' campaign.
An observer who found the jokes from both sides of the Atlantic hilarious has passed on this information to Spoof, knowing that a good laugh is our bread and butter.
Friends of Charlie Chaplin, from their secret hiding place somewhere in America, have issued a defiant statement: 'We think these twerps who are part of the secret services of America and Britain should start eating their shoes.'