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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

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London - Tory Party co-chair and smug little homophobe Baroness Warsi's Pope-schmoozing trip was hailed a triumph in Rome today.

Her taxpayer-funded two-day freebie has blamed 'militant secularisation' for the UK's ills in a smoke 'n' mirrors charade to sanitise church perverts involved in paedo cover-ups.

"Of course His Holiness is lapping it all up," an Agnostics Association source said today, "it gives him such kudos to be schmoozed by this bigot and her high profile Tory retinue."

Others are more forthright as is witnessed by an avalanche of angry media invective from non-God Squad poodles voicing their dismay.

"First we had Hitler's Pope and Vatican collaboration with the Nazis," Disgusted of Dewsbury tweeted at lunchtime, "something that was whitewashed by Mrs Thatcher in an act of cowardly appeasement."

Next the 1982 London murder of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi covered up the collapse of the Vatican Bank and theft of a $100 billion portfolio of UK assets stolen by the paedo-satanic P2 Lodge.

To date nobody has ever been prosecuted.

Then finally, taking the biscuit is the Tory Government's support for Pope Joe Ratzinger who was accorded the honor of a $25 million taxpayer-funded state visit despite the disgust of abuse victims' families.

"Makes you wanna vomit!" retorted a child protection barrister who's seen the MI5 files saved from incineration by NATO special ops.

The Yorkshire Ripper is 69.

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