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Topics: The Sun

Monday, 13 February 2012

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The Sun has come out to warn the Government that it will not lie down under the heel of the fascist POLICE STATE.

'Asking questions is our business' said a hooded figure somewhere in Wapping 'we now have to hide our identities so that we will not be assaulted by passing policemen' he continued bitterly.

But the hooded figure warned 'we shall go on despite the Police Brutality defying the Powers that be remembering the Gleaming Light: Rupert Murdoch, the founder of our great cause.'

The media has rarely seen guts of this nature from a tabloid newspaper, but after being hounded relentlessly for years the Sun has announced it will be taking it NO MORE.

A protest march against State Brutality is being timed to coincide with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the Olympics are now in danger. All Police stations are on guard against Sun fanatics, half-crazed by the onslaught on the voice of freedom.

The Police have denied torturing Sun journalists whilst in custody, complaining that several of them deliberately fell down some stairs.

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