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Saturday, 11 February 2012

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'UP YOURS, LADDIE'

Donald Trumpster has once again attacked Scotland; this time over its plans to build thousands of offshore high velocity wind farms. 

The wind swept hair guru wrote an terse letter to first minister Dillon Salmon about the proposed plans to develop thousands of offshore wind farms overlooking the site of his ultra luxury golf resort in Aberdeenshire, threatening to start an international campaign against the countries renegade wind energy plans. 

"With the reckless installation of these horrific monsters, you will single-handedly have done more damage to Scotland than virtually any untold event in Scottish history," he dramatically stated.  

Adding, "Let me deport that oil rig Rosie O'Donahue to your 'Highlands' and let her blow 'hot air' through your turbines.  Just anchor the big mouth b..ch offshore permanently," quipped Trumpster.

Obviously the Kilter's are not taking much notice of the petulant businessman. Willie Longdonagal the Scottish Liberal Democrat Tea leader, said "This letter is a rather desperate attempt by a super mega rich Manhattanite who is used to getting his own way. But his latest tizzy is ultra embarrassing. Instead of the world laughing at Scotland, Scotland is laughing at Mr Trumpster."

Niallanball Stuart, chief executive of Scottish Heather Highland Renewables, asked,  "Who the hell is Donald Trumpster to tell Scotland what is good for our economy and our pure environment and adding insult to our country by sending us an old 'Big Bertha' dyke.  Build a 19th hole in your own damn country and put her thar?"

However to be honest if this is intended as a threat, I don't think it is going to be too effective.  The saga continues under the 'KILT'.

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