London - An eco campaigner who reckons she got pregnant after insemination by an undercover cop complained today his mugshot is on the home page of CoppersNark.con.
"Of course now he's a Detective Superintendent I expect his subscription rate has gone through the roof," Hayley Essex said on Breakfast TV, "along with the signal from a covert wifi bug he planted in my, er, verandah."
The specialist dating agency 'for lovers of uniform' has seen its popularity sore (sic) since launching a BOGOF scheme this week.
The Bag-One-Gag-One-Free deal is perfect for threesomes and offers discounts for multiple informants in this the St Valentine's month.
"Not that I'll be having anymore of it," Essex continued, "bad enough shagging just one bent cop, never mind any three-in-a-bed lark."
The website was nearly shut down last year amid fears mobile phone hacking journos may want to infiltrate the iconic site.
It now screens potential newcomers against a list from Operation Weeting, the Met's official response to the hacking scandal.
Glen Mulcaire is 69.