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Monday, 6 February 2012

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Milipede relaxes on the Arthur Fowler Memorial bench

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders.

Milipede has branched out into acting to keep a low profile in the Labour Party and deflect attention away from rumours he is critical of his brother Ed's leadership of the Party.

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In the soap Milipede will play yet another son of David Essex, who arrives to help sort out a garden fence dispute between Dot Cotton and Phil Mitchell. A further twist will see him become a love interest of returning character Sharon Watts, former squeeze of Phil.

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