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Friday, 3 February 2012

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Healthy Food is uniting the World

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI.

During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer interactions. But they are also heard to discuss the price of cheese, the difficulty in obtaining Papayas in the correct state of ripeness, and yoga.

It came as a shock to computer hackers when they hacked the phone calls to realise that the computer hackers at the FBI were healthy food freaks just like themselves. So they all got together and discussed which health shops sold the best egg free rice cakes, and which supermarket sold the best Quinoa.

A spokesman for anonymous said "I truly do believe that health food shops will bring the world of computer geeks together. Steve Jobs wouldn't eat anything else except Quinoa and carrot soup and he saved the world from bad eighties design, so I think health foods are kind of the future"

Julian Assange has added his opinion to the healthy food debate by saying "Bananas are really nice alternative to breakfast cereal, but only if they are placed on top of rice cakes".

I think that says it all.

By Katarina Frogpond.

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