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Friday, 3 February 2012

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Bad-Karma is now on the look for another medal

The knighthood of RBS 'banker' Sir Fred Bad-Karma has sensationally moved back to its former home of Buckingtooth Palace.

The move came around after a public outcry, namely a Mr Deesgusted from Tunbridge Wells, and the knighthood revealed to it's agent Mr D.Mail that he was unhappy in Scotland.

Buckingtooth Palace neglected to mention the fee involved to bring back the knighthood, but it was known to be 'a bit flushed' after 963,000 bits of paper with the Queens face were handed in to the lost property office earlier in the week.

Mr BadKarma was pictured looking 'a bit red' last night as he left his house and made off into the night 'knightless'

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