A writer on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has told readers within the site's forum that he is experiencing a bout of constipation at a critical point in his spoofing career.
Jaggedone, 86, told forum readers that, on the cusp of achieving the milestone of 1000 stories, he cannot think of a single thing to write, and asked for help.
JO has, in his near-3-year illustrious career on the site, written stories on every subject imaginable, ranging from tales of Manchester United bankruptcy, "Why the Dutch Wear Clogs', "Why I Can Never Return Home' and 'Lancashire Hot Pot For Breakfast, Dinner And Tea' to "What Happened When I Sucked My Thumb After Shoving It Up My Wife's Arse", stories rapturously received by the Spoof faithful. Now, however, the aged writer seems to gone a bit flat, and pleaded for assistance to reach his 1000th tale of tripe.
One writer said:
"And they will ask me, and they will ask me, how I wrote elastic man, how I wrote elastic man, how I wrote elastic man, how I wrote elastic man."