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Sunday, 22 January 2012

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Today, the prime minister shocked parliament by dissolving the British government. In a disturbing statement, David Cameron announced that following much consideration, he and his cabinet can no longer be bothered to run Britain.

The leader of the opposition was quick to declare that he had the same idea last week and quickly left parliament to go to Butlins.

The prime minister went on to reveal that "being a prime minister with billions to spend, visits to the US without purpose and buying tanks, planes and stuff is great. Being a PM without a pot to piss in and taking the ferry to France every week to maintain a healthy distance is rubbish. My cabinet and I just can't be arsed to continue"

The situation for the ongoing government of the United Kingdom is unclear.

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