A Buckinghamshire woman escaped serious injury yesterday after she came back down to earth from Cloud Nine.
37-year-old Irene Lovitt was enjoying a passionate session with her husband Errol on their garden trampoline when - vooommm - she was on Cloud Nine.
"It was lovely. It was like floating on a big cloud," she said afterwards. "I was a bit worried in case people on passing planes could see my bare arse. And I'd forgotten to tell Errol to put the dustbins out."
But after a while she was past caring. "It must have been all that altitude and ether and stuff."
"The next thing I knew I came down back to earth with a bang. Right on my arse at the other end of our garden. Errol must have heard me whooping and shouting, because he came a bit later. And then he brought me a cup of tea."