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Friday, 20 January 2012

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Typical lazy Brit unemployed youth, hanging around doing nothing!

Fab Mayor of London, privileged public school chappie and self-appointed saviour of the world, Boris Johnson, has called British youth a bunch of lazy buggars!

He is determined to offer every available job to foreigners who have not quite the same occupational expectancies as Brit university leavers who are not prepared to work 12 hours a day for a pittance in fast-junk-food joints, Starbucks coffee outlets, the café at the Tower of London or Pret a Manger amongst others.

Boris, obviously coming from a slightly more elevated background, and possessing the charm and bullshit to mesmerise his very conservative worshippers, can afford to look down his "Little Lord Fonteroy stuck up nose" at unemployed students holding their hands our for benefits who refuse to wash dishes or serve foreign money-bag tourists for peanuts after their studies.

Young British people, according to Boris, "should get off of their lazy butts, accept any job that is offered to them and stop blood-sucking the London County Council dry!"

British young people attempting to get a half-decent job in London gave super-Boris (not Becker) the following reply to his comment: "Get on your fucking bike you fat, snobby twat!"

On hearing their response, Boris asked a Polish dish washer to translate the comment into Oxford English, por favor!

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