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Thursday, 19 January 2012

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"Two round the world tickets, Ma'am, on the Costa Concordia from a grateful USA!"

London - Belly-up predictions published today foresee a beached Prince of Wails and his Gorgon wife stand trial for treason on Tyburn Hill.

Hellfire Club sibyls are pretty certain the Costa Concordia sinking is a true lodestar omen as far as celestial navigation punditry goes.

Their London summit near Buckingham Palace warns tomorrow's solar ingress into Aquarius bears all the hallmarks of HM hitting the rocks after decades of sailing too close to the wind.

"The water carrier sign is frankly notorious," Hellfire oracular seeress Dame Poppy Poppycock explained, "for ills and spills in public life.

"You can forget that seven mile Thames water pageant and the blood diamond jubilee yacht," Poppycock continued, "it's just appeasement blarney much like Neville Chamberlain's schmoozing of Adolf Hitler, DNA birth-father of this impostor Queen."

The box office debut of Madonna-Kebab's W.E. movie tomorrow might be the finger-on-the-trigger that finally scuttles the entire sordid plot.

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