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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Armfeetandtoe not masterbating at his desk

Cheers and laughter were heard all over the Spoof HQ today, when the news broke that one of thier best loved writers was;

"Calling it a day". Mr Armfeetandtoe, announced his decision to friends and fellow writers in a written statement, read out by the Managing Director, Mr Mark Lowton.

The entire Spoof writing factory ground to a halt, and gathered in the freezing cold canteen, to hear the statement.

Choking back tears of laughter, Mr Lowton began to read.

"I know things have been a bit topsy turvy with us in the past, and I know I have been difficult to work with on some issues, but I have strived to change and keep my end up through difficukt times.

It will come as a shock to some of you, that know me better than others, and I hope the decision I have made, will make the Spoof, a better place to be in, and, you will not have to suffer the disruption I have caused. With that in mind, and taking into consideration how I feel about you all, I am calling it a day.

From now on, I will masterbate at home, and not at my desk, promise.

Love Light and Peace

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

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