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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Big Dave and his old mucker Andy Coulson were systematically airbrushed from the original pix

London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists.

At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 'ready and waiting' to testify before the hacking inquiry.

A blaze of gung-ho glory reverberated throughout Westmonster as Cameron saw off tragic Ed Milliband before publicly throwing down the Leveson gautlet...just as the 45 minute video suddenly went viral.

"There's going to be hell to pay for!" the Cabinet Secretary thundered as news of the gaffe broke across the newswires.

Tomorrow an emergency rearguard manoeuvre will see cyberspace flooded with a wave of 'spoof' versions of today's gobsmacking footage.

A carefully choreographed No 10 PR stunt will then delight in the resurgence of 'wacky' political humor... much like in the days of Mrs Thatcher.

Nick Clegg's tarot reader is wanted by Interpol.

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