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Topics: Nuns, Kinky sex

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

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Suck and blow all night and pray by day, it's a "nuns" life!

A sexy, rather kinky lady, Mrs K.M. who works for a Catholic school as a support to nuns leads a rather naughty, energetic double life. At night she sucks and blows for £800 pound a session and in the daytime she has "nun".

The poor wages at the school have forced her into this double-life, she earns £800 quid a month at school and the same amount for an all-night session in her night job. Punters interested in her nocturnal services can also employ her female mate (an ex-steamy nun by the way), pay a bit more and have the so-called "Naughty Nun Triangle Special". (No description needed)

Then in the morning she has a slice of "Holy Ghost", say's a quick prayer hoping for forgiveness, gives her loving hubby a Catholic kiss and trots off to her day job; supporting the nuns in their daily tasks of attempting to convince modern-day kids that their really is a God lingering somewhere behind the cloak.

At the weekend she also offers her nocturnal services, but on Sunday mornings she has a rest whilst attending the local Catholic church, after all, even kinky Catholic school workers need guidance from the Almighty, Aah-Men (luvvely)!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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