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Monday, 16 January 2012

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Members of the House of Commons have been asked to vote regarding assisted suicide.

The Prime Minister has asked the 650 odd (some very) MPs whether, at the end of this parliamentary term, they should seek re-election or just simply kill themselves.

Members of the voting public have agreed that assisted suicide maybe the answer to the recent expenses scandal which saw MPs across the political divide use public money for everything from fish tanks and model train sets to Indian take-aways and premium rate voting phone calls on X-Factor.

The Master of the Rolls, who used his expenses to turn himself into the Master of the Rolls Royce, was said to be disappointed that the members of the public hold MPs in such low esteem, especially as they were the idiots who voted them in to begin with.

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