Written by queen mudder
Print this

Sunday, 8 January 2012

image for Missing millions explained: the Blairs paid Kate Middleton's £££s dowry
Cops always took the line of 'give him enough rope...'

London - Documents seen by the usual sources show Little Miss Bigamist's bride price matches the mystery £8 million 'admin fees' charged by Tony Blair's WindBush Ventures Corp.

The dosh was demanded by Queen Elizabeth when she found out Kate Middleton is Cherry Bush's daughter.

A sordid pre-1980 liaison with a shadowy Italian tosspot saw Cherie shag her way to fertilty glory, spawning the tramp now wedded to 'Wills'.

Kate's previous, non-divorced nuptials to Chancellor George Osborne was airbrushed away by UK red tops as a trifling bit of hystery despite the birth of the couple's firstborn.

This weekend the media is demanding where Blair's £8 million 'earnings' went amid disclosure they were 'legit, deductible admin costs'.

Someone at the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency said this afternoon the majority of the bung found its way into William's private coffers on account of his Tony Blair/JK Rowling parentage.

Police now reckon the real William and his brother Harry are buried 'somewhere in Highgrove' in landmark a collaboration with prince Charles.

And evidence from a London nightclub The Brown Envelope wineglass is unequivocal that 'Harry' is 'Kate's' DNA brother - spawned by the same P2 Lodge gangsta as feckless Kate.

"Gawd knows who Harry's real mum must be," a Sunday Smearer hack complained tonight.

Answers on the back of a postage stamp, please.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 plus 1?

7 3 9 15
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more