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Sunday, 8 January 2012

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He knew how it would all turn out, but nobody listened!

David Cameron has declared multi-culti behaviour a crime and has promised the UK that new legislation will be introduced to stop this unacceptable behaviour.

"The mixing of different racial, minority, ethnical groups has completely failed (apart from meeting at Chinese, Indian, Mexican restaurants, etc) and the billions of pounds that different governments has invested in the multi-culti programmes has been thrown out of the window," he declared.

"We, the Conservatives, will lead Britain down a new path of total segregation and austerity meaning, Bradford for example, will become a totally autonomous Indian state. And other areas with ethnic minorities will also receive an autonomous status. This is the only way forward because of the latest racist outbreaks from all quarters, including pro footy."

Britain is about to undergo the greatest revolution in it's history since Guy Fawkes and to avoid a civil war breaking out amongst diverse ethnic groups he has ordered the British Army to do a "Northern Ireland" on the streets of the UK.

Anybody caught practising multi-culti will be immediately arrested and deported to the Isle of Man and tortured, water-boarded and brainwashed.

Mahatma Gandhi (his ghost) was asked his opinion about this latest move by Cameron and his answer was: "I told you so!"

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