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Topics: Health, Alcohol, Beer

Friday, 6 January 2012

image for UK men hate their beer-bellies but just love their beer!
Ancient Chinese proverb: No pain, no gain. No beer, no belly!

A survey has been conducted in the UK asking males what they dislike and like the most about themselves. It seems that the thing they hate most is their beer-bellies and the thing they love most is guzzling huge amounts of beer!

Many UK men would love to have six-packs (not the fluid type), muscles, wear tight thongs along the beach, show off their bronzed torso's to adoring women (and men if they're gay), but there is one handicap, a huge beer-gut hanging over a thong doesn't look particularly attractive.

The love of a pint or two or more is just too much to resist so most UK men will just have to put up with their beer-bellies. UK women don't seem to mind their hubbies and partners having beer-guts because if they all looked liked Adonis, the chances of them whooping it up with holiday beauties and pub bimbo's would be much greater ask Imogen Thomas, she loves her men to be muscular, thin and Welsh!

Men were also asked about women having beer-guts because of their increasing love of beer and binge drinking, here the most common answer: "Women with beer-guts are great because they mostly only want a Soixante Neuf or doggy style and that means you can never have a belly-flop!"

"Pint a Guiness guv!"

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