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Thursday, 5 January 2012

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the key to health

MANCHESTER, England - Aspartame Boy now has first hand evidence that you CAN lose weight on Diet Coke. He actually lost 20 stone after switching from Diet Pepsi to Diet Coke.

"I don't know why, but I just started losing weight like crazy after I switched", he told a group of other reporters.

Aspartame Boy told a group of reporters called to witness his emergence from his home, where he was locked in by his huge size, up to today, about his experience.

He explained that his clothes even fit on him, and he does not need to walk around naked anymore. He really feels healthy, and encourages everyone to follow his example.

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