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Topics: Tony Blair

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

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Of course the old cow is livid at this latest slur

London - Angie Hunter, JK Rowling and a host of other tuppenny ha'penny hos all feature prominently in the necrology filming of Tony Blair's greatest hits.

Ditto cute pandas, penguins and other endangered species - apart from ultimate rare breed Cherie, who herself faeces (sick) extinction in 2012.

"I blame Sir Richard Attenborough and that daft polar bear fakery for starting this somewhat silly trend," the head of BBC Slight Entertainment said today.

Others at the Corporation are questioning timing of the the obituary compilation amid lots of 'ha ha, he ain't dead...yet!' jokes.

Insiders reckon that Blair's karma is about to hit its sell-by soon in 2012; dramatic hair loss, the fall of Muammar and Andy Coulson's hacking testimony could all be contributing to the terminal blight.

And a spokesperson for the Tony Blair Faith In Blagging Foundation said last night the world must prepare for the very worst.

"Someone's got the inside gen on Blair kicking the bucket early in the New Year," London College of Psychic Studies sources confirmed this afternoon.

"Wanna see pix of hexoplasm shaped like the, er, French guillotine?"

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