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Tuesday, 27 December 2011

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Shooting up on the Sandringham Estate is an ancient Windsor tradition

Norfolk - And it's off with the intravenous drip and straight back to the family fold for Prince Philip where the traditional post-Boxing Day shooting party awaited him in Sandringham's Golden Triangle Wing.

La Famiglia's customary pot shots at indigenous lesser spotted skag have become something of a Yuletide ritual ever since the Old Queen Mum banned 'toxic' crack highballs on global warming grounds.

Today the shooters were well out of sight of preying royal protection racket cops familiar with 'don't ask, don't tell' protocols.

A discharge spokesperson for Papworth's Royal Freak Hospital confirmed this afternoon HRH had been sent home 'with a goody bag' from the in-house pharmacy laden with all kinds of chemical treats.

"Mostly largactil, some anti-psychotics plus Matron's personal New Year's Eve cocktail of six parts methadone to five of creme de menthe, held together in a homeopathetic infusion of nux vomica," pharma mixologist Dave Aargh commented.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall is high as a kite.

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