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Monday, 19 December 2011

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You Kip Protestor

Anti-Europe Party You Kip leader Nigel Barrage has been found asleep at the bottom of the stairs at 10 Downing Street.

This new political tactic of a 'Sleep In' has been adopted in order to cause maximum publicity for the mesage of the Party. Several members of You Kip are demonstrating near Waterloo Station, Piccadilly Circus and even under Thames Bridges in order to maximise the public impact of the campaign.

We woke several members near Waterloo who were demonstrating on behalf of You Kip. Barely able to keep his eyes open a spokesman managed to explain that this action would bring the end of European thinking in Britain. Before he returned to his slumber of protest the activist raised his arm and drank to the future of Britain.

A claim that the You Kip Protestors numbered some 500 people was queried after a Police helicopter which happened to be passing overhead noticed that several of the all night protestors were being housed by misguided people who thought the You Kip members were uncomfortable.

The political climate has been changed. You Kip is on the move.

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