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Thursday, 15 December 2011

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In his youth Jimmy did his bit for stirring up the gene pool

London - Another bottle blonde has proved to be a DNA match for Jimmy Savile's love child.

Peroxide bombshell and London Mayor Boris Johnson joins newly discovered 'sister' Georgina Ray, 40, as the deceased entertainer's secret spawn.

The newly discovered paternity begs the question whether a long running government probe called the Savile Inquiry had anything to do with a possible cover-up.

The investigation once noted how the former 'Jim Will Fix It' star 'used to stay with Mrs Thatcher' at Chequers over Christmas, prompting speculation 'that one or both of them was nutz'.

"Given the choice of spending the festivities with anyone on Planet Earth why chose Mrs Thatcher if you can possibly help it?" is how political pundits summed up the situation.

Johnson, 47, has never given up the secrets of his eye-catching blonde tresses which many at City Hall reckon come from a hair lightening kit.

But Tory toff pals reckon that given half a chance BoJo too would have jumped at the chance to drink eggnog under the mistletoe with the UK's former Iron Lady.

Someone who doesn't know Johnson nor Ms Ray said today: "The resemblance is staggering."

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