The marriage between Nick Clegg and David Cameron is over after a massive argument about with whom which bed Nick wants to share. David, in a jealous tantrum, demanded that Nick should only jump into bed with Brit bimbo's. Nick, half Dutch, demanded that he could share his bed with European babes as long as he wanted.
The divorce proceedings will be very muddy and messy as there is the massive "Strait of Dover" seperating the two. To build a tunnel or bridge between them is impossible as they continue to pull each other's hair about their European desires.
Meanwhile another "dirty Bimbo" has entered the frame and offered his services to David. He has even promised to jump into bed with David with his "Union Jack" (?). Nick, the other one, British through and through, wants desperately to cuddle up to Cameron and offer his "straight" opinions about with who Britains should be bedding and not bedding.
Although in the past Cameron wanted nothing to do with that "dirty nationalist slut" he is now weighing up his options and a firm relationship with the other Nick now seems the perfect marriage.
Griffin and Cameron, wedding to be announced soon!