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Thursday, 1 December 2011

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Thanks, Saif, you're a real gent

London - Saif Al Gaddafi's alma mater is in the spotlight once again amid reports it backed Tony Blair for the prestigious annual Nobel Piss Prize.

Libyan School of Economics sources said today the ex-Prime Monster was being honored in recognition of his Bernard Madoff Memorial Fund donation to the School's department of EU micromanagement studies.

The LSE is said to be 'intensely relaxed' - to borrow a Mandelson weaselism - about ex-Global Piss Process luminaries' spawn getting 'filthy rich' and doshing up empty uni coffers with PhD-related bungs.

In any case reports that war crimes accused Saif Al Gaddafi gave them £1.5million towards the annual gong were greatly misunderstood.

London University vice chancellor Princess Anus's own honorary doctorate in blag-yer-way-to-fame'n'riches-glory may be a case in point.

Meanwhile the Mad Colonel is still officially d-e-a-d.

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