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Wednesday, 30 November 2011

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Message to royal phone hacking paps

London - Someone who's never seen it nor scanned the revised codicils likened it to a 'Goodbye Cruel World' suicide note as rumors flooded the internet today.

Fortunately some nifty cyberhacking moves have revealed the contents are linked directly to a 'prescient' interpretation of HM's astrological birth map and some 15th century scrawls attributed to Leonardo Da Vinci.

These point to a stunning Venus/Pluto conjunction on December 1st, thought by some to be the real Mayan Calendar secret for End Of Daze.

"Basically she's left all her horse gambling debts to the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer," Prince Philip's batman Harvey Amontillado hinted today.

And a number of rejection slips from Palace Pawnbrokers Ltd confirm what the nation's always suspected - that most of the Crown Jewels are theatrical paste.

"Today's walk out by Palace staff may have been the last straw," Amontillado added helpfully.

"Wanna see pix of her scrubbing the pantry in a deserted Buck House kitchen?"

Frankly, no.

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