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Monday, 28 November 2011

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A Dorking Review writer on holiday yesterday.

The quiet Surrey market town of Dorking is the latest focus of 'occupy' activists.

Occupy Dorking protestors have set up camp in the picturesque open-air shopping area, St Martin's Walk. Their protest is the latest action in a series of protests which has seen similar camps in international financial centres like Wall Street and the City of London in front of St Paul's Cathedral.

"It's time to give something back," said a protestor calling himself Angry Alf.

"It's them fat cat geezers what wrote The Dorking Review we're after. They've got fabulously rich on the back of this town and what are they doing? Living it up in their mansions in West London, Hampshire, Paris and whatever.

"What are they doing to help them as is being squeezed in this terrible economic climate what Robert Peston keeps banging on about?"

None of the authors of The Dorking Review was available for comment. "The master's wintering in the Caribbean and cannot be contacted," said a spokesman for one.

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