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Saturday, 26 November 2011

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Larry the Downing Street cat sitting on the Camerons' Witney home patio

Oxon - It's an offer no Prime Monster can possibly refuse when a plot at the bargain price of £140,000 is suddenly available courtesy of an old chum and party donor.

Reports this week say David Cameron's next door neighbor Lord Chadlington has suddenly sold the PM a stretch of land comprising a sizeable chunk of his constituency residency's back yard.

Ancient manorial rights have now been transferred to David and Samantha Cameron who can now 'park the motor' in the driveway previously owned by their illustrious baronial neighbor.

"Hope they had an aerial infra-red survey to check out for any, er, buried secrets, heheh!" local postman Reggie Croaker commented today.

"It all sounds a bit Blackadder-ish to Witney residents; who knows what secrets may lie buried beneath?"

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