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Wednesday, 23 November 2011

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Protesters at St Paul's opposing the regime

In a surprise move David Cameron announced the Coalition Government's support for rioters at St Paul's Cathedral.

A Government statement announced 'full support for those who show their anger at the regime and have only their right to demonstration left as a means of expressing their opinions.'

Backbench Tory MP, Felicity Frobisher-Sneer claimed as a woman that she felt all the Mums at home would feel a bond with those demonstrating against injustice. 'The regime has let down the people and the Spring is just around the corner - the fight for democracy has been given a real impetus by the young people showing their feelings about broken promises and cruel oppression.'

When tear gas was used against demonstrators at St Paul's the outcry from the Government could be heard in the North of Africa. 'Where did the supplies of tear gas come from?' asked a petulant Cameron 'we resisted using these weapons but the forces of the State over ruled the elected representatives of the people. It is plain that the United Nations should adopt a resolution supporting the protesters and a no fly zone should be established over London.'

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