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Wednesday, 23 November 2011

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One of the Club's leading male 'members'

London - A group supporting polyandry which urges husbands to 'act like toy boys' in the bedroom has opened its London base.

The Obedient Husbands Club schools males in subservient behaviour towards their spouses - who are encouraged to take multiple husbands to even out 'daft' polygamous trends in some religions.

"We aim to curb social ills where 'wives' are herded like cattle," Club founder Mrs Mavis Dimkins commented, "or in the case of Wales, like sheep."

The Club is being launched as a counterbalance to the rival Obedient Wives' Club which critics say reduces women 'to a mere prop in a man's life'.

Says Dimkins, 69: "We have a lot of rugged Prop Forward types in our organisation, nothing like getting into a Saturday night scrum with some of these 'beauties' to keep a woman fit in prime of her life."

The Club is on the lookout for iconic London females to act as role models and promote its inspirational fun agenda.

House of Commons Speaker's wife Sally Bercow may be approached amid more revelations about who 'wears the pants' in her family set-up.

Earlier this week she let rip in the Red Tops about her wonderful 'dildo' - but later apologised saying it was just a 'pet name' for her dear husband John.

Friday night's opening in Piccadilly's famous 'In & Out' Club is sure to be a packed-out event.

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