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Topics: Protest

Saturday, 19 November 2011

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A Disgruntled Protester

Visitors to London today were treated to an extra attraction when Parliament Square was overrun by protesters demonstrating against the cuts in the NHS. These cuts will lead to longer waiting lists for operations and medical treatment.

A spokesperson for the protesters a yellow bear called Pudsey said I've been waiting 31 years for medical treatment on my right eye and have had to wear this ridiculous bandage. He continued to say that in 31 years he has collected over £600 million for Children in Need and nobody has offered to fix his eye.

When asked for a comment. Lord Terry of Wogan presenter of Children in Need speaking from Wogan Towers said. Pudsey is always complaining. Every year we get the same moans from the yellow bear. What he forgets is that if we fix his eye he will not be famous anymore just an ordinary yellow bear.

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