London - Did 'Eve' really marry 'Satan' in the Garden of Eden on 20 November in the year dot?
Potent astrological omens this weekend are hinting at hidden apocalyptic twists on Mayan calendar nutzs' 21 December 2012 prediction rant.
And the major clue to all this karma appears as a twinkling celestial body at sunset tonight with the glittering return of the planet Venus in winter-bound western London skies.
Blazing a trail in Sagittarius the brilliant Lesser Benefic is once again visible after an excruciating nine month visual absence during which Eurozone chaos vampirised Fair Albion's cash reserves.
The transit has confirmed Hellfire Club fears that a long awaited numerology hex is about to strike at the heart of the Establishment as Sunday's apocalyptic 20/11/2011 numbers fall spookily into place.
"The day's been apocalyptic since the year dot," a Hellfire astrologer said tonight, "starting with the Nuremberg Trials in 1945.
"Two years later in 1947 it brought us Lord Mountbatten's ultimate hoax nuptials of 'Princess' Elizabeth and the Greek Prince Philip Von Battenberg, a farce worthy of any illegal immigrant wedding scam since Eve said 'I do' to the Serpent in the Garden."
Other apocalypse watchers have noted that 20 November 1951 saw 1,000 families of British servicemen hounded out of the Suez Canal Zone town of Ismailia under Gamal Abdel-Nasser's rise to glory in Egypt.
Then on 20/11/75 reviled Spanish fascist dictator General Franco finally kicked the bucket - three years to the day when disgraced ex-Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe was accused in court of plotting to kill his former lover Norman Scott.
Fast forward to November 20 1990 and odious Hellfire Club ratbag Margaret Thatcher was ousted in a vote by her own party for aiding and abetting a Nazi scam to exonerate Soviet Union paedos in the House of Windsor.
Exactly two years later in 1992 an arson attack on Windsor Castle saw $100 million of damage inflicted on the ancient royal fort.
And then on 20 November 1995 in an excruciating two hour interview on UK TV Princess Diana admitted to an inglorious shagging career during her pathetic 11 year marriage to Prince Charles.
"Some would say she also fessed up to the 1992 Windsor Castle blaze," our Hellfire astrologer added thoughtfully.
"Just don't ask me to quote for a favorable aspect for Sunday's 64th wedding anniversary of Liz and Phil, it's bound to be a disaster if not actually terminal."
Expect the Beeb's Songs of Praise to be mercifully deleted this Sunday night."