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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

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If you smell bad you will be caught-and washed!

A special Police force is to be set up to patrol the London Underground but will having nothing to do with the Transport Police. The special unit will be called 'Smell and tell' and will be given special powers.

"There's nothing worse than getting on a train and smelling an unwashed armpit! It's not good for the environment and can distress other passengers," Mark Carriage told us.

"There is nothing worse than a person who opens there mouth who hasn't had the time or can't be bothered to brush their teeth," Mary Angry, who's a regular commuter added.

It's thought the first few weeks the unique squad of men and women will hand out both soap and toothbrush with toothpaste. In extreme cases body spray will be given. It's hoped this will make journeys to work easier and for people not to feel so ill upon arrival.

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