Councils in England and Wales are to start using Monkeys as parking wardens. Training the monkeys started eighteen months ago and some have passed there final tests with flying colours.
"This is such a great move forward and frees up money for expenses such as five star hotels and all day lunches," Terry Greedy whose the leader of a council in London said.
"I'm not sure how it works if I'm honest," Miss Quiet from Nottingham said, "But the monkeys can't do the job as bad as the ones that do it now,"
The unions are not happy but there is nothing in the rules saying monkeys can't do the job.
"If you pay peanuts you get monkeys," Mike Twatt said, "I think the bonus' will be in the form of bananas and my boys and girls love them almost as much as giving out tickets!"