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Friday, 11 November 2011

The King of rock and roll and the King of pop have teamed up to run a fish and chip shop in Brighton on the South Coast of Great Britain. "EPMJ' was thought to be a company name from Mexico but we can exclusively reveal its Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

"Both Elvis and Michael are excited about working together. The rule they have in the shop is no music on, or it might gave them away. Elvis himself went to an Elvis Presley lookalike competition and came third, he was a little bit disappointed but took the ten pounds prize money and had a cheese burger; old habits die hard," a worker in the chip-shop said, but she didn't want to be named, we'll call her Amy.

"Michael met Elvis when Michael wanted to marry Elvis' Daughter. They hit it off amazingly well. Elvis told Michael about the fish and chip business and it went from there."

They were thinking of expanding to Bognor Regis but John Lennon was said to be furious, even saying he'd come back from the dead and expose them all; the idea was instantly dropped.

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