The Sun newspaper is finally ready to start printing true news stories after years of making things up.
"We've decided to take a new line on reporting and start telling the truth. It's early days yet and we'll have to see how our readers feel about it," Paul Dopey, The Sun's News Editor said. When questioned about page three he answered, "We'll keep the tits as some of them have worked here for years!"
Stories including Prince Charles being the Father of a couple of the Royal corgi pups was a story that never made it to the Editors desk.
"If they can't handle the truth maybe they could write for someone like The Spoof which I read and find very funny!"
Previous stories include Freddie Star eating a hamster which the star himself said was rubbish. QPR being docked fifteen points last season according to a source, the source was in fact someone in the same office and it was later revealed it was an opinion, an easy mistake to make.
When we asked a cross section of people in the street were about reading the newspaper, some said no way, most of the men said 'keep the fit birds in it and I don't care', and a couple of people saying they use it as toilet paper.