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Saturday, 12 November 2011

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A psychiatrist has officially certified that Political Correctness is suffering from paranoia, schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. In other words, it has gone mad.

PC has been suffering for a while, and spent some time in a rehabilitation clinic earlier this year for behavioural problems. Friends of PC have been concerned for a while about its well-being and have held interventions to attempt to help, but with little effect.

If PC cannot be healed, then it is likely it will have to remain locked up for the remainder of its years. Possibly it might have to be taken outside and shot.

A spokesman for Political Correctness said, "I am sorry to say that PC has been taken ill, and is now what we call differently mentally able. It has an alternative way of thinking which we must respect, because really there is nothing more important than respecting everyone and everything regardless of how crazy it is."

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