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Tuesday, 8 November 2011

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Borders Ignored Shock Horror

Chief Gardener at the prestigious Krewed Gardens, Theresa Maynot, has lost her job because she has not been looking after the Borders at Krewed.

Krewde's Director, Cameron David, announced Maynot's removal from her post when it was discovered she wrongly blamed gardening staff for relaxing their border observations. Leaked memos indicate Maynot allowed a relaxation of Border observation and it was wrong for her to blame underlings for her own misjudgement.

A Union official from the Gardeners Union complained that Borders could not be properly observed due to a cut down on staff.

However a member of the Mother's Union has criticised Cameron David for his hasty decision to sack Maynot. 'She's a woman and has a right to be a member of the Krewed Gardens Executive because men tend to trample on flowers and have little interest in border upkeep' announced Penelope Poppy the Union's Vice President.

Back Bench Tories are furious about the treatment of Maynot but even more furious at the lack of attention to Borders. 'I fear weeds are growing everywhere and no one knows how many' cried Lancelot Fart.

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