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Friday, 31 October 2003

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Terminator in action

It's not often that journalists get to journalise about other journalists. But today at a press conference to ascertain Ken Clarke's plans, all interest was instead focused on the Terminator (Model T 0.5) that was questioning Mr Clarke.


T 0.5: "You will answer MY questions. Or you will not be back"

Clarke: "Very well then, I'll answer your questions."

T 0.5: "Is it true that you will die and that all your kind will die?"

Clarke: "Er...well, *belch*, erm...yes. We all die some time"

T 0.5: "I do not die. With my special diamond-titanium casing and plutonium power cells I will survive the apocalype."

Clarke: "Right..."

T 0.5: "You will all feel the apocalype!"


The Terminator then simply walked away, snapping the spines of several people as it went.

California voters are said to be interested in the future career of the young T 0.5.

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