London - It's a made-in-heaven opportunity of a lifetime as financial creationists hail the Vatican's latest scam - er...plan! - announced during the Eurozone crisis this week.
The proposed establishment of a World Central Bank sees ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair sitting pretty polishing up his CV testimonials.
Top global clients - such as US bankers JP Morgan where he is a $10m per annum consultant - and new best buddies the Republic of Kazakhstan are sure to offer glowing references.
And a personal endorsement from Pope Joe Raztinger is bound to seal the multi-billion dollar deal.
"He's the ideal chap for the CEO role," an Occupy St Paul's protester said this week amid rumors City of London police 'are on the verge' of finally mothballing the unsolved Roberto 'God's Banker' Calvi business.
The move comes as decades of secret discussions confirm the Vatican's terminal collective amnesia about Calvi's June 1982, London murder.
"One the verge, eh?" a disillusioned Global Piss Process source queried today.
"More like virgin on the rocks, haha, those Kazakhs only advertised for a hitman to take out Sacha Baron Cohen for his 'Borat' jibes, not some sort of dodgy bagman to work the Chinese laundries on the Hang Seng."