A gang of robbers, stormed the Bank of England yesterday, and demanded staff deposit thirty billion Euros into its safes.
Brandishing sawn off water pistols and stink bombs, the gang burst into the foyer of the bank, squirting customers and security staff with stagnant water, and letting off several stink bombs. The gang then produced two sacks of coins, and threatened staff who refused to count it, sighting bank rules that it must be in cash bags.
While the gang began to count the money into cash bags, one of the staff members managed to escape through the front door, and alert police, who raced to the scene and apprehended the miscreants.
Police Inspector Corner, of the Yard, said; "It was unique in the annuls of crime, when a gang of thieving robbing bastards, returns money to a bank, and apologises for the trouble they caused".
The gang, know as, "The Conservative Party", had been to Europe on a crime spree, robbing every single parking meter they could find.
Gang Leader, David (The bull) Cameroon, when interviewed by police, stated; "We was worried abart the economy, so we ad it away wiv those frog parkin meter coins, an fort we would give to her madge the Queen an elp her out, corse, we didnt reckon on the rossers turnin up so fukin quick! Cor blimey, guvnor, wat a collar that was!
The gang have been locked up in the House of Commons, awaiting chauffeur driven csrs to take them home.