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Topics: Trains, Commuters

Thursday, 27 October 2011

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The train now arriving at platform 4 is the 10:15 service to Troutbeck

Commuters who are fed up with overcrowded trains are trying to organise a protest by getting everyone to dress up as sardines! There fed up with standing up and having trains cancelled or late.

"My train this week was on time for once but it didn't make a difference as I still couldn't get a seat. When I complained at the ticket office I was told to get an earlier train so I tried and it was even worse than my normal one," Janet Mouthpiece told us.

"I'm not only dressing up but I'm covering myself in sardine oil," Frank Plaice said, "You never know I might even get a girlfriend!"

We wish them well with the protest and Frank the best of luck as he really will need it.

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