Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Kids, Conservative

Thursday, 30 October 2003

In a brave attempt to garner support following his failed Conservative leadership, Iain Duncan Smith is to change his name to Iain Samurai Deathstar Numpty, initials ISDN in order to gain support from youngsters and geeks.

It is thought that many geeks are more likely to 'go' for ISDN in any future votes that might affect the man formerly known as IDS.

"Heh-heh," said one Geek. "IDS r0x0r! I mean, ISDN r0x0r! Can I say w00t!"

Another Geek chipped in with amazing wit: "Yeah, I think we should campaign to get Tony Blair to change his name to 56K! Snort!"

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