Written by Premier wig
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Topics: Pizza

Thursday, 20 October 2011

Being a pizza delivery driver used to be an easy job but now the Government wants them to take a test so they know where there going.

"I can'ta believe my ears when I hear this! They are delivering the pizza notta picking up the passengers," Marco Topping of The Great Pizza factory said.

"They're a nuisance on the road and half the time they're lost and ask us for directions. Let them do the knowledge and they'll soon know what hard work is," said Richard Head who's a London taxi driver.

The Government will also randomly call up pizza firms and time them and see just how hot the pizza is.

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