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Sunday, 16 October 2011

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The hookers/prostitutes are NOT getting any benefits from this theft of public money and Council Tax...

Money strapped Britain: In the austerity streets of Britain where the local libraries are closing down, cuts of 20% to the Police planned, reductions in hospital care, so much so that a recent Government report has slammed the care of the elderly in 20% of UK Hospitals, with patients not given basic essentials such as food and water for many hours...

Senior Council officials regularly travelled first class, staying in exotic destinations such as Shanghai, Tuscany and San Francisco, spending thousands of pounds on concerts and prestigious sporting events, and using public money to buy suits, iPads and vintage wine.

Some Senior Council official charged the taxpayer more than £100 to buy presents for their chauffeur on an all-expenses paid trip to France, while another Senior Council official bought silk ties from "London's oldest tailor and robe maker".

The list of extravagance includes;

[1] The five star Dorchester in London.

[2] The Hotel Gray D'Albion in Cannes.

[3] The Hard Days Night in Liverpool, a Beatles themed venue opting either for the "All You Need is Love package" or sleep in the John Lennon suite.

[4] An exclusive resorts that include "one of the world's most famous golf destinations", The Belfry.

[5] Five-star St David's Spa on Cardiff Bay.

[6] Lusty Beg, the private 75 acre island paradise, a perfect blend of business, leisure and pleasure".

[7] Travels to Cannes, Barcelona, Toronto and Washington.

[8] Dining at the Michelin-starred La Chapelle in Spitalfields.

[9] Dining at Ottolenghi in Islington.

[10] Dining at Brasserie Blanc in Chelmsford, owned by the celebrity chef Raymond Blanc.

However, what is WRONG with these guys? There's not ONE mention of buying expensive, gorgeous, young hookers and prostitutes? They have NO idea how to piss away other people's money! The shame of it all....

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