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Saturday, 15 October 2011

MPs from all parties are arguing about whether broadband should be allowed in the House of Commons. Most MPs aren't really sure if they want it or not.

"Some of the Members of Parliament just go on and on, I mean do we need to know how much dog shit is cleared from our streets? An act for this and an act for that, I'd rather be on my laptop either on facebook or twitter, its far more interesting," a young MP who preferred to remain nameless said.

Not only is the argument over having broadband but who should supply it. Considering all the scandals MPs get into surely Virgin can't be considered, but then again, can Sky either in light of the phone tapping allegations?

The matter may be left for the Prime Minister to decide and its expected he'll ask all his facebook and twitter followers. He's hoping all three help him out in his decision.

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